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In my pants

2 min read
[RULES]

(1). Put your music player of choice on shuffle, and then write down the 30 songs that come up and at the end of each title add 'In My Pants'.

(2). Laugh hysterically.

(3). Make all your friends read it.


(im gonna put a * by ones i think are funny and ** next to ones that are like super clever and funny)

1. Love makes the world go round IN MY PANTS!!

2. Miserable at best IN MY PANTS!!

3. Blur IN MY PANTS!!

4. Give it up to me IN MY PANTS!!

5. *Shelf IN MY PANTS!!

6. Newbee's Dub IN MY PANTS!!

7. Hey Jude IN MY PANTS!!

8. Shoulda Known IN MY PANTS!!

9. *Do it all again IN MY PANTS!!

10. STARSTRUKK IN MY PANTS!!

11. Diva IN MY PANTS!!

12. **Do it Twice IN MY PANTS!!

13. Bite your rhymes IN MY PANTS!!

14. *6 months IN MY PANTS!!

15. Dipped when they see me IN MY PANTS!!

16. *Come Home IN MY PANTS!!

17. My Baby IN MY PANTS!!

18. **Headfirst IN MY PANTS!!

19. **Magic IN MY PANTS!!

20. One in this world IN MY PANTS!!

21. Whats your fantasy IN MY PANTS!!

22. Animal I have Become IN MY PANTS!!

23. Put it down IN MY PANTS!!

24. **Hotel Room Service IN MY PANTS!!

25. **American Boy IN MY PANTS!!

26. Dead Wrong IN MY PANTS!!

27. What I've Become IN MY PANTS!!

28. Outside IN MY PANTS!!

29. Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa IN MY PANTS!!

And last but not least...

30. Dreganomics IN MY PANTS!! (.......................................)
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i am 63% girly

4 min read
What you have:
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x] You own a designer purse
[x] You own perfume that cost over $60
[x] You had/have fake nails
[x ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[x ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[x] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[x] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 8

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[x ] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[ x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[ ] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[x ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total So Far: 13

Do you love:
[x ] Makeup
[x ] Glitter
[ ] The color Pink
[x ] Jewelry
[x ] Mirrors
[x ] Chick flicks
[ x] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[x] Flowers
[ x] Stuffed Animals
[x ] Purses
Total So Far: 23

Do you shop at:
[x ] Coach
[x ] Forever 21
[ x] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[x ] Claire's
[ x] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
Total So Far: 28

Do you say:
[x] Whatever
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun
[ x] Fugly
[x ] That's hot
[ x] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ x] Bff
[x ] Cutie
[x ] Hottie
[x] Skank(y)
[x ] Totally
[x ] For Sure
[ x] Fabulous
Total So Far: 39

Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[x ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ x] Teen Vogue
[ x] People
[ x] Us Weekly
[ x] Star
[ ] Self
[ x] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[x ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total So Far: 46

Do you love these:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[ x] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[x ] Just my luck
[x ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ x] Bring it On
[ x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[x] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far: 54

Do you really enjoy:
[x ] America's Next Top Model
[x ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ x] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[x ] Sex & the City
[ x] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[x ] The City
[x ] Nip/Tuck
[ x] Gilmore Girls
[x ] Degrassi
Total So Far: 63

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i am....

5 min read


Fav. color!
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky beast
[ ] Orange = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Brown = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Blue = sweaty
[ ] White = sexy
[x ] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[] Skinny jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ x] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[x ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[x ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[x] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = a french fry
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ x06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = Michael Jackson
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[x] 18 = a condom
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a homo
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 29 = a stripper
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
[] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to

i am a hot gangster that everyone wants to make out with who ate the trojan man because that how i roll.

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one word

2 min read
ONLY TYPE ONE WORD FOR EACH ONE. (:

Here we go:
1.Beer:
Corona
2. McDonald's:
McMuffin
3. Relationships:
over
4. Favorite color:
black
5. Power Rangers:
old
6. Weed:
good
7. Steroids:
muscles
8. Cartoons:
juvenile
9. The President:
black
10. Tupperware:
lovely
11. Florida:
hot
12. Santa Claus:
gifts
13. Halloween:
costumes
14. Alice in wonderland:
hookah
15. Grammar:
lame
16: Myspace:
forgotten
17. Worst fear:
disappointment
18. Marriage:
babies
19. Paris Hilton:
amazing
20. Pat:
spongebob
21. Redheads:
fugly
22. Blondes:
dumb
23. Pass the:
pipe
24. One night stands:
sexy
25. Donald Trump:
old
26. Neverland:
peter
27. Pixie Stix:
yumm
28. Vanilla ice cream:
white
29. Hooters:
boobs
30. High school musical:
annoying
31. Pajamas:
comfy
32. Woody:
buzz
33. Wet Socks:
nasty
34. Driving:
fast
35. Love:
sleeping

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Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
() Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
() Slept With A Co-worker
() Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 10

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 14


Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 19


Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
() Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 23

Level 8
() Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 27


Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 30


Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 34

Level 11
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle accident

SO FAR: 38


Level 12
(x) Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
() Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 39


Level 13
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
() Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 42


Level 14
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 46

Level 15
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
() Played Cops And Robbers
() Recently Coloured With Crayons/Coloured Pencils/Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 49

Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 52

Level 17
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 55

Level 18
() Crashed A Party
() Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Roller skating / Balding
(x) Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 57

Level 19
(x) Worn Pearls
() Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 59

Level 20
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 62

Level 21
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 65

Level 22
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 68

Level 23
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail

SO FAR: 70

Level 24
(x) Played Chicken
() Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 73

Level 25
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 78

Level 26
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
() French Braided Some ones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 84

Level 27
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkelling
() Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 88

Level 28

(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 92

Level 29
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

SO FAR: 94

Hmm... they don't have a scoring thing or anything...

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